Author: Joey Guacamole

Condemned: Criminal Origins

We have all had that dream where some maniac is chasing you through dark hallways you’re not familiar with and attempting to hurt you – badly. You hear him, all around you, to your left, your ri...[Read More]

Marvel Ultimate Alliance

Comic book fans are known the world over for being hard to please. Whether Marvel or DC buffs, they know their stuff and remember everything. If anyone messes with their heroes, they do not sit idly b...[Read More]

Mario Kart Wii

Being a video game hero must not be the best paying job in the world. Look at Mario – undoubtedly the biggest icon in the history of the industry; forced to moonlight in countless side jobs when...[Read More]

No More Heroes

Goichi “Suda 51” Suda is kind of a weird guy. The Japanese producer, famous for works like “The Silver Case” and the highly underappreciated, cult favorite Gamecube title Kille...[Read More]

NHL 2007

The word “revolutionary” isn’t used much when talking about sports games. In fact, it’s used even less to describe the slew of supposed next-gen sports games we’ve seen lately that seem to subscribe t...[Read More]

NFL Head Coach

The Indianapolis Colts went 14-2 in the 2005-2006 regular season. They obliterated teams, and the record book along the way to what many thought was a trip to Detroit, the home of Super bowl XL. Their...[Read More]

NCAA Football 2007

Perhaps more than any other sport in the United States, The NCAA is built on pure passion. The athletes don’t get multi-million dollar contracts or endorsement deals; instead, they play merely for lov...[Read More]

Hitman: Blood Money

The Hitman series has always been about violence, stealth, and perhaps more than anything else; frustration. The series trademark trial and error game play has caused gamers the world over to throw do...[Read More]

Super Mario Galaxy

For someone who got their start as a humble Italian plumber – Mario has sure had his share of occupations. Think about it – Mario has tried his hand at everything from driving go-karts and...[Read More]

Showtime Championship Boxing

When I was younger, the Official Nintendo Seal of Quality meant the world to me. That little gold emblem ensured that whatever I was about to play – was certified by the same people who brought ...[Read More]

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