Author: Derek "Punchfister" Deebag
I am Derek. You are not. Sucks to be you.
Your Game Sucks: Skyrim Edition
Our resident hater returns to rip into another sacred cow of gaming. Find out what he hates about Skyrim.
Your Game Sucks: Assassin’s Creed Edition
If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s games that try to teach me something. I don’t play puzzle games because they make me think. I don’t like to think. I don’t ...[Read More]
Your Game Sucks: Metal Gear Solid Edition
Each week when I sit down to figure out which game to tell you losers is crap, I think to myself, “Derek, why are you so awesome?” Easy answer right? Well, that is how I felt when I came u...[Read More]
Your Game Sucks: Call of Duty Edition
Call of Duty. One of the best selling game franchises that has ever been produced. There is no denying the fact that people love this franchise. If you know me, it’s now surprise that it blows m...[Read More]
Your Game Sucks: LIMBO Edition
So, last week one of the other guys here did a review of that game LIMBO that came out last year. Apparently, someone decided to spread the pain and torture PC and PS3 users with that "game."
Your Game Sucks: Batman Arkham Asylum Edition
So, I decided to take a break from playing crappy games to play, well, a crappier game. Everyone knows who Batman is. He is that whining super hero, who complains constantly about his parents dying wh...[Read More]
Your Game Sucks: Gears of War Edition
Hey, you Gears of War fanboys. That game you love so much? It. Sucks. In fact, I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that the game is clearly liberal propaganda or that you are too dumb to realize it. “...[Read More]
Your Game Sucks: Street Fighter Edition
Hey! Listen up! I’m tired of all you people playing stupid games, so I decided to crash this little party and tell you how it is. I’m Punchfister, and your game sucks. First up, Street Fig...[Read More]