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WTF Theater – BLOPS Jumpman

Videogames are symphonies; perfectly timed productions that combine amazing sights with thrilling sound design to immerse players. They are extremely complex, requiring thousands of lines of code and,...

Your Game Sucks: Call of Duty Edition

Call of Duty. One of the best selling game franchises that has ever been produced. There is no denying the fact that people love this franchise. If you know me, it’s now surprise that it blows m...

Reviewer Rodeo: Frigid Funny Pages

You may have heard the news that Marvel Comics entices comic book shops with limited, alternate covers if they prove destruction of select issues of DC comics. What are your reactions?

ZTGD’s Guide to Proper Fruit Ninja-ing

Thanks to you, our fans and friends, we have hit (and exceeded) 150 Likes on our Facebook page. As promised, our Reviews Editor and Community Manager, Mike, is ready to perform for your enjoyment. You...

Your Game Sucks: LIMBO Edition

So, last week one of the other guys here did a review of that game LIMBO that came out last year. Apparently, someone decided to spread the pain and torture PC and PS3 users with that "game."

Reviewer Rodeo: The Whole World in our Hands

Welcome to the ZTGD Reviewer Rodeo. Each week, we’ll grab on to the hottest issue, hold on for dear life, and wrassle it to the ground. Now that we know for certain that the Vita isn’t sch...

Relax, It’s Just a Game

I’m going to give you a peek behind the curtain here at ZTGD. We just started a new series called, “Your Game Sucks.” It’s intended to be a purely satirical look at gaming crit...

Your Game Sucks: Batman Arkham Asylum Edition

So, I decided to take a break from playing crappy games to play, well, a crappier game. Everyone knows who Batman is. He is that whining super hero, who complains constantly about his parents dying wh...

Nuclear Dawn Interview

FPS gamers and RTS aficionados approach gaming in different ways. One group prefers to be on the ground, picking off enemies one by one. The other amasses large...

Reviewer Rodeo: Tell Me a Story…

Sometimes it's not the story the game tells that's important, it's how the story is told. Which games (old or new) have done the best job of drawing you in with how the narrative is conveyed?