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Your Game Sucks: Gears of War Edition
Hey, you Gears of War fanboys. That game you love so much? It. Sucks. In fact, I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that the game is clearly liberal propaganda or that you are too dumb to realize it. “...
Reviewer Rodeo: Fan Service
Whether from television, comic books, or literature, every gamer has that one love that "would make a great game." This week, the ZTGD crew...
Your Game Sucks: Street Fighter Edition
Hey! Listen up! I’m tired of all you people playing stupid games, so I decided to crash this little party and tell you how it is. I’m Punchfister, and your game sucks. First up, Street Fig...
Reviewer Rodeo: Under the Radar
In the field of "AAA" titles, especially during the crowded fourth quarter of the year, many titles get overlooked, never to receive the attention they so richly deserve.
Astro Gaming – Buyer Beware
Let me start off by saying that this piece is a significant deviation from our norm. I’m writing this in response to over a month of frustration and poor service which, while not terribly remarkable i...
Reviewer Rodeo: Bad Behavior at Team Bondi
As you may have heard, Rockstar has parted ways with Team Bondi after credible reports of years of excessive "crunch time" working conditions...
OnLive – The Future of Gaming?
We have the technology (now). If you would have asked me twelve months ago what I thought about cloud-based gaming, I would have laughed and said that it could never happen. Here I am, less than a yea...
Reviewer Rodeo: Developers – Who do you Love?
Sports fans have their favorite teams and so do gamers. This week, we're looking at the developers we love (and love to hate).
Dead Block Interview – Home Alone with Zombies
When we look back at this console generation, one thing is going to emerge as the predominant theme: Zombies. From full retail games to downloadable titles to bonus modes...
Reviewer Rodeo – Game of the Half-Year
Welcome to the ZTGD Reviewer Rodeo. Each week, we’ll grab on to the hottest issue, hold on for dear life, and wrassle it to the ground. Here we are at the mid-way point of 2011. It’s only ...